September 2011
"Oh, those are plates. No wonder they don't look like bowls..."
- Rachel
"It's going to taste beautiful... like rainbows and sunshine!"
- Rachel (on Charlotte's homemade apple pie)
"Cannibalism is my one no-no."
- Charlotte
"Where is this coming from?! This is coming from cray-cray."
- Charlotte (on Twilight)
"It seemed ridiculous we didn't have cocoa in our arsenal of beverages."
- Dani
October 2011
"Can we invent a hand spatula and, like, get a patent, and then never have to work?"
- Charlotte
"And then Charlotte asked me to lick her finger, and it was just strange..."
- Rachel
Rachel: Can I help?
Charlotte: No, it's just kind of wet... and not in a happy way."
"She tells us that our dreams should have more weird stuff."
- Rachel Geistfeld
"802: Where everyone offers you tea."
- Rachel
Charlotte: I had kind of a field day with your spice rack.
Dani: It was more of a love affair...
"She's a Rachel, not a skipper."
- Jackie, on Charlotte
"I saw them walking together with coffee, which obviously means they're having sex."
- Kaitlin G.
"Oh no! Two of them mated!"
- Charlotte, on snickerdoodles fresh out of the oven
"I think Charlotte can do no wrong!"
- Dani
"Hey now! I french-broed!"
- Dani (going for french-braided)
"I find it kind of ominous that it's called 'Brother'..."
- Dani (on Rachel's space-station sewing machine that's going to take over the world)
Rachel: I'm sure all my ancestors will be so proud I'm making a Battlestar Galactica jacket.
Dani: And your decedents!
"Your teabag is so explicit tonight! 'You only give when you love... in bed'."
- Dani
"Frictional forces can't beat my breast-warmth."
- Charlotte
Dani: I guess we would judge an orgy.
Charlotte: Even if only for technique.
"The paper is paper! ...that was more descriptive in my head..."
- Dani
November 2011
"The words fell out of your face..."
- Rachel
"You initiated this stage in our platonic physical relationship."
- Rachel to Charlotte
"I always like the dark ones..."
- Dani
"I have butter in my breasts."
- Charlotte
"Surprise fucks are the worst."
- Dani
"Have faith in the internet."
- Dani
"I was really hoping you'd want to be an abstract squiggle."
- Rachel, in a hypothetical conversation with her block of alabaster
"I just don't have as much experience fitting large things in my mouth as you do."
- Rachel to Charlotte
Rachel: Baking and booze always help.
Charlotte: Bacon and booze...
- a conversation had while making french toast bacon cupcakes
December 2011
"On a scale of one to married..."
- Rachel G.
"Guys! There's a torso in my present!"
- Rachel
"Dani knows what to do with bodies that come in boxes!"
- Rachel
"I love how it says 'America's Favorite Horse Race.' I feel like that's another way of saying 'The Only Horse Race Americans can name.'"
- Kate
"This dressmakers form is like a new Han."
- Jackie
"I mean, it's the Catholic studies class. What can she say? There's no forgiveness?"
- Rachel, on turning in a paper slightly late
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