The New 802 Quote Board

September 2011

"Oh, those are plates. No wonder they don't look like bowls..."
     - Rachel

"It's going to taste beautiful... like rainbows and sunshine!"
     - Rachel (on Charlotte's homemade apple pie)

"Cannibalism is my one no-no."
     - Charlotte

"Where is this coming from?! This is coming from cray-cray."
     - Charlotte (on Twilight)

"It seemed ridiculous we didn't have cocoa in our arsenal of beverages."
     - Dani

October 2011
"Can we invent a hand spatula and, like, get a patent, and then never have to work?"
     - Charlotte

"And then Charlotte asked me to lick her finger, and it was just strange..."
     - Rachel

Rachel: Can I help?
Charlotte: No, it's just kind of wet... and not in a happy way."

"She tells us that our dreams should have more weird stuff."
     - Rachel Geistfeld

"802: Where everyone offers you tea."
     - Rachel

Charlotte: I had kind of a field day with your spice rack.
Dani: It was more of a love affair...

"She's a Rachel, not a skipper."
     - Jackie, on Charlotte

"I saw them walking together with coffee, which obviously means they're having sex."
     - Kaitlin G.

"Oh no! Two of them mated!"
     - Charlotte, on snickerdoodles fresh out of the oven

"I think Charlotte can do no wrong!"
     - Dani

"Hey now! I french-broed!"
     - Dani (going for french-braided)

"I find it kind of ominous that it's called 'Brother'..."
     - Dani (on Rachel's space-station sewing machine that's going to take over the world)

Rachel: I'm sure all my ancestors will be so proud I'm making a Battlestar Galactica jacket.
Dani: And your decedents!

"Your teabag is so explicit tonight! 'You only give when you love... in bed'."
      - Dani

"Frictional forces can't beat my breast-warmth."
     - Charlotte

Dani: I guess we would judge an orgy.
Charlotte: Even if only for technique.

"The paper is paper! ...that was more descriptive in my head..."
     - Dani

November 2011

"The words fell out of your face..." 
     - Rachel

"You initiated this stage in our platonic physical relationship."
     - Rachel to Charlotte

"I always like the dark ones..."
     - Dani

"I have butter in my breasts."
     - Charlotte

"Surprise fucks are the worst."
      - Dani

"Have faith in the internet."
     - Dani

"I was really hoping you'd want to be an abstract squiggle."
     - Rachel, in a hypothetical conversation with her block of alabaster

"I just don't have as much experience fitting large things in my mouth as you do."
     - Rachel to Charlotte

Rachel: Baking and booze always help.
Charlotte: Bacon and booze...
     - a conversation had while making french toast bacon cupcakes

December 2011

"On a scale of one to married..."
     - Rachel G.

"Guys! There's a torso in my present!"
     - Rachel

"Dani knows what to do with bodies that come in boxes!"
     - Rachel

"I love how it says 'America's Favorite Horse Race.' I feel like that's another way of saying 'The Only Horse Race Americans can name.'"
     - Kate

"This dressmakers form is like a new Han."
     - Jackie

"I mean, it's the Catholic studies class. What can she say? There's no forgiveness?"
     - Rachel, on turning in a paper slightly late